The words a father never wants to hear.

Dad.  This is Bapit.  I met him at the Apple store.  We're in love and we're having a baby.

This isn't even the weirdest guy.  More pics here.  My favorite is the guy with the guns, of course.  From Phuket, Thailand.  (Where if you're born there all you can say is "Fuck it.")

h/t  Thanks, tbird.