Friday, July 31, 2009
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Sunday, July 26, 2009
Ed Gein-Murderer, Grave Robber, Cannibal and Certified Maniac-July 26, 1984 (Age 77)
Friday, July 24, 2009
Our most brilliant president ever, put his toe in the apology pool, but decided to not get wet. This is what's known in Washington speak as "walking back your remarks."
That woman...Mizz Lewinsky, born July 23, 1973. Yes, that's right. Monica Lewinsky, the foxy little doxy that caught the roving eye of our second most sex crazed president, Bill Clinton. (Sorry, Slick Willy, top prize has got to go to the ever stoned and pathologically priapic John Fitzgerald Kennedy.)
Thursday, July 23, 2009
These stories of gunplay and "Rap" events are as predictable as the tides. I mean this really made me laugh on so many levels. (Bummer about the injuries, of course.) First of all, this guy is being "honored" by the Houston City Council. What is he being honored for, you may ask? Why it's his work with "at risk" youth, otherwise known as his fans. I wonder which of Trae's songs the city council played as the honors to his good works were bestowed.
I'm not going to post a link to the Henry Louis Gates story because it's everywhere. (OK, in case you've been in a coma for a couple of days here it is.) Even our Dear Leader B. Hussein Obama who seems to have an opinion on absolutely everything, had to throw in his two cents when asked about the incident at his press conference on Wednesday. First of all, Henry Louis Gates, like his Ivy League buddy, Cornell West, are nothing but "The Reverends" Sharpton and Jackson with Phd.'s after their names. I'll be even more plain. Picture race hustling, agenda driven, second rate academics whose only area of expertise is being black. (Just as an aside. For all those states with budget woes, I have a suggestion. At all state universities get rid of every department with the word "studies" in the name. Black, Latino, Gay, Transgendered, Women's the whole magilla. You may now thank me for the fortune you saved. You're welcome.) Back to the professor and the cop. What makes me think that Henry Louis Gates who spends his life looking for racism 24/7 was thinking, "Hot damn, got me a white cop I can make a major league stink about." Think about it. The cops get a call about a possible break in at his house. They show up and with very little call on his part - from everything I've read - he races zero to sixty and starts yelling and giving them a load of shit. He even throws a "Your mama" and a "You don't know who you're messin' with" into the mix. Imagine what he'd be screaming if his house did get broken into and the police decided it was a false alarm and deigned to show up. Racists!!!! Just sat there and let a black man get robbed.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
I can't wait for the article about doing your own hemorrhoid surgery with toenail clippers and a roll of toilet paper.
Home burial, is it for you?
Monday, July 20, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
May the wind always be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
and rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.
He said he had been a highly regarded member of the force, and had so "impressed my superiors" that, at 18, "I was given the 'honor' to temporarily marry young girls before they were sentenced to death."
In the Islamic Republic it is illegal to execute a young woman, regardless of her crime, if she is a virgin, he explained. Therefore a "wedding" ceremony is conducted the night before the execution: The young girl is forced to have sexual intercourse with a prison guard - essentially raped by her "husband."
"I regret that, even though the marriages were legal," he said.
Why the regret, if the marriages were "legal?"
"Because," he went on, "I could tell that the girls were more afraid of their 'wedding' night than of the execution that awaited them in the morning. And they would always fight back, so we would have to put sleeping pills in their food. By morning the girls would have an empty expression; it seemed like they were ready or wanted to die.
"I remember hearing them cry and scream after [the rape] was over," he said. "I will never forget how this one girl clawed at her own face and neck with her finger nails afterwards. She had deep scratches all over her."
Amazing how when some religious leaders hear the voice of God - Jim Jones, David Koresh, Joseph Smith, Mohammed - the voice is always giving them the Divine Right to their choice of young, nubile women to do with them as they will. Underage? No problem. Multiple wives? Yeah, baby. Rape, kill, cast aside? Whatever. And where is the western sisterhood on this one? Probably beating the bushes looking for that man who is making ten cents an hour over the similarly employed woman, that's where.
h/t Mark Styen at The Corner
Saturday, July 18, 2009
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Saturday, July 11, 2009
Luckily this nominee for the Darwin Awards didn't have it pointed at his pointy little head.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Checking out the hot ass at the G8.