Started going back to the gym and would like to say a few things.
First: GOD, I'M GETTING OLD AND FEELING IT!!!
Second: Ladies, if you are wearing tight, light colored gym shorts or pants eventually you will be walking around with sweaty camel toe. I'm not saying that's a bad thing depending on your level of attractiveness, but please be aware that all guys notice these things. (Except maybe homos.)
Third: Ladies (again), if you are elderly or even pre-elderly its great that you want to get into shape. However, if you insist on wearing shorts, please make sure they go to your ankles. ESPECIALLY if you are on machines that require you to lay down and move your legs.
Fourth: To all you young ultra buffed guys. I'm could be alone on this one but having no neck looks really weird to me. Maybe you should lighten up on the 'roids. Also, take a glance at us old guys once in a while. No matter how many hours you spend in the gym we are your future so ratchet down the rooster strutting.
Cars with more than two political bumper stickers on them are always driven by left wingers. Cars with more than four think Cuba has the best health care system in the world. And those with more than six should probably move to Cuba because at least in Cuba your car will look new.