Halloween Monster...for reals!

Another cool link from tbird (who wastes more time looking for weird stuff on the interwebs than I do).  Be sure to watch the short video to see this unholy critter make short work of a fish.

 I wouldn't let my big toe anywhere near this thing, 
much less my dick.

This hideous creature which can potentially grow up to 3 meters long (that's almost 9 feet American) is known as the Bobbit Worm.  Why Bobbit you say?   Because it eats it's mate's penis after mating, that's why.  Remember Lorena, every man's nightmare?

I have a tacit agreement with sea monsters.  I won't go in your ocean.  You stay out of my hot tub.