Walking boner headed for sex addict rehab. (Again)

Steve Phillips in happier times.

ESPN has fired baseball analyst Steve "Ever Hard" Phillips for doing things that had he been a talented athlete would have barely rated a blip on the outrage meter.  But since he's only a sportscaster and has humiliated his employer and possibly opened a window on all sorts of corporate winking at sexual harassment and other horny hijinks it was nice knowin' ya' Steve, but ya' gots to go.  Also gone is his schlubby hobbit paramour, Brooke Hundley.  I can only imagine that she was written a huge severance check with Get The Fuck Out Of Here And Keep Your Mouth Shut written on the memo line.

Brooke Hundley blowing something 
other than the men in the office.

So what does the a 21st century man do when his one-eyed trouser worm leads him astray?  He unleashes the howl of the busted horndog.  "Wahhh, I need help, I'm a (drum roll please) SEX ADDICT."  Imagine the multitude of men that have had their asses kicked to the curb by the wife before that "illness" became part of the zietgiest.  It may not always work with all spouses, but it could be that one last chance life preserver to save your family and your assets.  Worth a try, no doubt.

StubHub.com has Phillies-Yankees tickets 
starting at around 300 bucks a pop.  
Is 43 year old Susan Finkelstein a $600 piece of ass?  
I don't think so.  

Too bad Steve couldn't have hooked up with Susan Finkelstein.  Talk about a match made in heaven.  Susan is a Phillies fan.  A big fan.  So big she posted an ad on the interwebs saying she would trade
S-E-X for tickets to the Phillies-Yankess game.  She even said she'd do two guys for two tickets.  Sounds fair to me.  Unfortunately, cops with no sense of fun busted her for prostitution.  I'm sure Steve Phillips probably had plenty of comps for tickets.  Uh...before his ass got fired that is.