Barack Hussein Obama:
Undistinguished scholar (Dispute this? Show us the transcripts.)
Maybe wrote a bestselling autobiography featuring his many accomplishments (snark).
Community organizer (aka rabble rouser)
Illinois State Senator (Undistinguised. Present.)
One speech at Democratic National Convention
United States Senator (for 143 days, undistinguished, ran for president most of the time.)
Attained the United States Presidency (Hope & Change)
Nobel Peace Prize winner.
Excuse me. I think I'll go shoot myself now.