Sunday, June 12, 2011

The World's Shortest Man. (Not an Anthony Weiner post.)

Set off the fireworks.  We have a new world's shortest man.  The Guinness World Records has declared Filipino Lolit Homay, the world's shortest man at just under 24 inches when he turned 18 today.  The previous title holder was Khagendra Thapa Magar of Nepal.  Khagendra was 26 inches tall.  And I bet he is now officially declared pissed off.  I mean, no offense, but what else did he have going for him?  No longer ichiban, just another also ran.

Lolit will be having a celebration with balloons and a cake.

Balloons and a cake?  My man Lolit just turned 18. 
Don't you think a more appropriate present would be a night with...
Bridget the Midget? 

Even though he's now only # 2  
Khagendra Thapa Magar can still enjoy 
looking up the dresses of tall ladies with no panties. 

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