What your funeral director is thinking.

I just got a text from my associate who is working a young person's funeral today.  Here it is.

AH:  This service is breaking hot chick records.  


FG:  shit really? I just saw MILF porn material at Sam's Club.


AH: Spearmint Rhino [a local strip club] could have a job fair here.  

Just to let you know the men in the funeral industry really appreciate all the inappropriately dressed young ladies we see at the services we direct.  Keep it up. (tee hee).

Your grandmothers would be proud.

  Deep mourning and duckface.  

Getting ready for Granny's funeral.