Trouble was originally left 12 million samollians in Leona's will, while some of the human relatives got jack shit. (Haha...that'll teach you to sit on Auntie's lap and lick her face.) A judge later reduced the amount to 2 million. Still. That buys a lot of doggie caviar. Leona wanted Trouble to be interred with her in the family mausoleum, but that is a no-no even for a rich bitch like Leona Helmsley.
Trouble
RIP
I'm assuming Trouble died of natural causes. A coddled canine like Trouble is not running around in traffic or riding in the shopping cart with a homeless guy. I trust a thorough investigation was done. Since the question always arises. Who would benefit from Trouble's death? A greedy nephew or jealous grandchild perhaps? I believe all avenues must be explored before the Death Certificate is issued.
On a personal note: Mrs. Funeral Guy and I are the proud owners of two Maltese males. Loyal, wonderful and completely spoiled dogs. Mrs. Funeral Guy hardly ever lets their feet touch the ground. However, they will not be inheriting any money when we shed the mortal coil.
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