Thursday, December 31, 2009
Happy New Year, Revelers.
Have fun but be safe and sane. When you think about it all you're celebrating is the fact that you'll be putting a new calendar on the wall.
I've seen them all, Kids. The car wreck bodies, the OD's, the falls from the balconies, and the alcohol poisonings. Please don't make me be the guy sitting across the table from your sobbing parents or significant others as they sign the form so I can pick you up from the coroner.
The Funeral Guy
24 years sober.