Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Stop the presses. Something hotter than the Tiger Woods story.

No need to gild the lily.  I'll make it short and sweet.  Lesbian teachers.  Good looking lesbian teachers.  Naked in a classroom.  Having a romp.  Caught by the janitor.  Lordy me, I do believe I'm starting to perspire.

Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro  
Hot teachers hot for each other.
Kids, it doesn't get any better than this. 

The two Brooklyn high school instructors, Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were teachers of, are you ready for this?  Romance languages.  Spanish and French respectively.  Aye Caramba and Mon Dieu!  All of this took place while the students were watching a talent show in the auditorium.  Kids, I don't care if the Foo Fighters were in the talent show the main event was taking place elsewhere.  Alini Brito is married and there is no word so far on how soon her husband plans on turning this new knowledge of his wife's proclivities into a threesome.

The two have been reassigned pending investigation.

The Funeral Guy has only one question for now.  Why did the janitor turn them in?  Obviously he's never seen a porn movie or he would have known what his proper role in this scenario should have been.

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