John Winston Lennon
Musician/Songwriter/Beatle
Oct. 9, 1940-Dec. 8, 1980
(Age 40)
John Lennon was the rocker to Paul McCartney's crooner. These styles blended as well in their songwriting making them the most successful tunesmiths in modern music history. Without a doubt the foundation of the most amazing rock group the world will ever see. The phenomenon of Beatlemania will not be repeated as it was the perfect storm of demography, maturation of media, and the natural exuberance of the 60's. It is fair to say that John Lennon and the Beatles were what made me go for broke in the rock and roll biz. (And broke I ended up. Haha.)
That being said, I am again about to commit boomer apostasy. (My post on Janis Joplin is here.) In my opinion, and I know it is a minority one, John Lennon should have hung up the gloves after the Beatles broke up. Yes, I said it. A great deal of Lennon's musical demise I blame, of course, on Yoko Ono. I bet the other Beatles agree with me on this. I hated all that Plastic Ono Band shit. I hated the Bed-In for Peace and all that hippie dippie crapola that John Lennon, backbeat rocker extraordinaire, became the poster boy for. (My love for hippies is expressed here.) The Phil Spector produced album Rock & Roll was a rare beam of light in a murky swamp of boring "Woman is the Nigger of the World" simplistic political rant music. Do I even have to mention Imagine? The anthem of pimply, dreamy-eyed doofuses since 1971. Easily my vote for the worst song in the history of mankind. OK, maybe She Bang by William Hung is worse but not by much.
Lennon retired from the music scene around 1976 to help raise his son, Sean, before returning to record the Double Fantasy album with wife, Yoko. Double Fantasy has a few highlights but that's about it. But by then Lennon's iconic status was so carved in granite that anything he put out was met with breathless, and in my opinion, witless praise.
John Lennon did not die a typical rock star death. As everyone knows he was murdered by psycho Catcher in the Rye obsessed stalker Mark David Chapman in front of his Dakota apartment building.
From multiple gunshot wounds.
Here is one of John Lennon's best rock vocals.
Irony alert: "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott, co-founder and influential guitarist of heavy metal band Pantera was murdered by gunshot while onstage on this same date in 2004.
Hey gang, just to put TFG's thoughts about musician John Lennon's post Beatle career in perspective, remember The Funeral Guy proudly confesses to being, of all things, A DRUMMER!
ReplyDeleteSome drummer jokes:
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
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Why do drummers have 1/2 ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't disgrace themselves during the parade.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
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Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
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How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have machines to do that now.
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Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
He had to break a window to get the drummer out!
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We know a guy who was so dumb his teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer, but lost one and became a conductor.
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Q: What do you call a drummer who's lost his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
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A guy wanted to play bass in a band. The band told him, "Okay, but you will have to have 1/3 of your brain removed." So the guy went into surgery. When he woke up, the doctor said, "I'm terribly sorry, but we made a mistake and accidentally removed 3/4's of your brain!" The guy said, "Uh, that's okay. Got some sticks?"
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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So they don't have to retrain the drummers.
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How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down.
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How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
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I asked my drummer to spell "Mississippi"...
He said, "the river or the state?"
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How do you know if a drummer's platform is level?
The drool comes out of both sides of his mouth.
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