"Bearded" Bank Robber Sought In Delaware County.
A dude in a fake Santa Claus beard got away with an undisclosed amount of cash in Media, PA on Friday. No red suit. Just a sweatshirt and sweat pants. Kris Kringle hits hard times. I blame the bad economy which is, of course, the fault of George Bush.
Santa Claus, desperate as a junkie with a jones,
brandishes a silver revolver.
Maybe it's just my memory playing tricks on me, but don't we have one of these "Bad Santa" criminals every Christmas?
h/t Drudge
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