Saturday, December 5, 2009

It's either this or I gotta lay off some elves and possibly Rudolph.


"Bearded" Bank Robber Sought In Delaware County.

A dude in a fake Santa Claus beard got away with an undisclosed amount of cash in Media, PA on Friday. No red suit.  Just a sweatshirt and sweat pants.  Kris Kringle hits hard times.  I blame the bad economy which is, of course, the fault of George Bush.

Santa Claus, desperate as a junkie with a jones, 
brandishes a silver revolver.

Maybe it's just my memory playing tricks on me, but don't we have one of these "Bad Santa" criminals every Christmas?

h/t Drudge

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