Saturday, December 19, 2009

When I was in my bad car wreck all I got was a torn meniscus and a hiatal hernia.

Have you ever heard of Restless Genital Syndrome aka Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome?  Me neither, but I'm glad medical science now has a name for what I was afflicted with from my teens to my late 30's.  Ha Ha!

Well it's no joke to Joleen Baughman, 39, of New Mexico, because she has it for reals and in spades.  Mrs. Baughman and her husband were in a severe car accident in April 2007 and as Joleen was making her slow recovery from her injuries she began to experience "intense sexual urges" much to the happy surprise of her husband, Brian.  Happy indeed, since Joleen admits that previously she had "practically no sex drive at all."  Apparently, however, there can be too much of a good thing since now Joleen says that "It's unbearable.  Just my clothes rubbing against me gets me so aroused I can hardly think straight."  Jeez, Joleen,  just hearing a woman say that gets me so aroused I can hardly think straight.

Joleen Baughman.  
What do you think?  Is that a smile or a grimace?

After consulting specialists she was diagnosed as having damage to the pudendal nerve which is a nerve close to her goodie button.   By all accounts there is nothing to be done except bemoan how exhausting 24 hour a day arousal can be.

So on that note a wish for the Baughman's Christmas stockings.  For Brian...a lifetime Viagra prescription.  And for Joleen...a gallon of AstroGlide.

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