Thursday, December 10, 2009

Beware of strange Santas with bags of candy.

More "Bad Santa" news.
Dateline:  Parma, OH.

Kids.  Get with the program. 
Real Santas are fat.

An odious kid toucher in a Santa suit was arrested for trying to lure a 12-year old girl behind some bushes. When the girl kept on walking the perverted pedo tried to grab her so she ran into a store and the ersatz Father Christmas vamoosed.

Police finally collared Anthony Russo as the creepy Kris Kringle who was in possession of a bag of candy canes and a unicycle (!!??).  Family members say he is bipolar and delusional.  I'll take their word on that one.

1 comment:

  1. On a lighter note, politically incorrect images/sayings: