Sunday, December 6, 2009

The thought of going to Copenhagen for the climate summit is starting to give me a case of global warming...In my pants!

As you probably know the world will be saved next week because all of the muckety-mucks are going to plant their gigantic carbon footprint in Copenhagen in service to the Goddess Gaia.  Yes, the global warming climate change it's-too-fucking-hot-out convention will be coming to town and as with any convention you know what that means.  Whores.  (God bless 'em.)

Danish whores practicing a tag-team 
handjob on one of the local light poles.

Not so fast, says Copenhagen Mayor, Ritt Bjerreagaard.  (Try saying that fast three times, whew.)  The tight-ass mayor (who's a chick by the way) sent postcards saying "Be sustainable-don't buy sex." to the local hotels in an effort to discourage what only comes natural.  First of all, what the fuck does that even mean?  "Be sustainable-don't buy sex"?  The only sustainability anybody is going to be worrying about is sustaining a boner addled by the prodigious boozing that will be needed after listening to seminar filled days of Al Gore clones droning on about greenhouse gases.

As you can imagine the good trollops of Copenhagen are not taking this lying down.  (Tee hee.)  So what's their answer to this call to arms?  Free pussy to anyone who can produce one of the postcards.  Whoopeee!!  Somebody get me to a Kinko's chop-chop.


In other Green Worship news, our California governor "Ahnold" Schwarzenegger, aka "The Governator" will be moving next year from the clueless bubble of Sacramento back to the clueless bubble of Hollywood.  In what can only be seen as a move to suck back up to his liberal movie pals, The Austrian Oak revealed a map which showed that WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!   The good news?  San Francisco is gonna be first.

The Governator demonstrates how we will personally use 
his huge steroid enhanced mitt to pull Treasure Island 
from its watery grave after the big flood.

For fucksy sake, Arnold.  Didn't you get the memo?  The whole thing is a scam and a sham.  A fraud and a fake.  A shuck and jive swindle on a global scale.  I guess Arnie and his Dem friends in the legislature can't think of a faster way to sink the California economy, so they'll tell us that we are going to physically sink in the ocean if we don't waste more money on Green nonsense.

Is this the nightmare that drives 
Ahnold's fear of Global Warming? 

Can we do a recall of the recall and get Gray Davis back?

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