How could I have left her out?
Look at those knockers.
The reason that the list gets as high as nine is because two are unnamed.
Unnamed Woman #1 A 26 year-old waitress from Ontario
Unnamed Woman #2 A London based broadcaster that the London Sun called a "cougar".
We at The Funeral Guy run a pretty tight ship. No name. No photo. You're not on the list, Beeetches.
This is a serious story and we'll treat it as such. (Tee hee.)