Merry Christmas and May God Bless Us, Everyone.

As we head into a long Christmas weekend with family, friends and all kinds of good cheer, I wanted let my readers (both of you) know that posting will be light to non-existent unless something really crazy happens like Tiger Woods having sex with one of Santa's elves or some crazy person shooting up a Burger King at the North Pole or something.

So I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you all for visiting The Funeral Guy this year and joining in the fun.  Let's keep it going into the new decade, shall we?

And I'd also like to thank the people for whom without their help this website would not be possible.   I know a lot of my readers think that I'm just one lone guy who throws stuff up on the web spaghetti-style when I'm at home in my jammies or on a break at the funeral home, but believe me, it takes a lot of support staff to bring you this finely tuned production known as The Funeral Guy.  Researchers, Fact Checkers, IT technicians, secretaries, office managers, and "Happy Ending" massage therapists comprise all the wonderful folks behind the scenes that bring The Funeral Guy experience to you.  So from the boss, a big, wet thank you to you all.   You'll find your bonus in the usual place, Ladies.

Season's Greetings from the staff cracks crack staff at 
The Funeral Guy.

(standing from left) Brandy, Mandy, Candy, Bambi, and Lexxie. 

(bottom from left) Angel, Crystal, Lola, Cheyenne and Jasmine.