For those of you not up (tee hee) on certain...ahem...celebrities, this is Ron Jeremy, troll-like porn star. Porn star, you say? He's fugly. Aye, that he be. But...how do I put this delicately?...he is famous for the ability to, shall we say, pleasure himself without using his hands. Nice trick, eh?
Hence the adoring worship when he arrives at airports.
Not the first time Ron Jeremy has seen
women in this particular posture.