I saw this on Dlisted the other day and was going to write something about how at least Vermont came to gay marriage honestly through its representative government, and what it all means and blah-blah-blah.
But all I really want to do is make a joke about gay guys eating too much of this disgusting ice cream (Peanut Butter Cookie Dough Ice Cream Fudge and Pretzels...I shit you not, UGH!) and loving it so much and not going to the gym and ending up looking like this so nobody would want to marry them anyway.
So that's it. That's all I've got.