Tuesday, September 8, 2009

I thought being on that show with those 3 bimbos was proof enough that Hef was going senile.

According to this story in the NY Daily News Kate Gosselin has been offered $400K to appear in Playboy.  


Here's my favorite quote from the article:
"Hugh sent her a letter, but Kate was totally mortified and threw it away!" a source told Star Magazine. "She didn't think it was appropriate because of the children."


Oh, puhleeze.  The famewhore who's been pimping out her kids for years is finally worrying about appropriateness?  
Kate Gosselin.  
Just a few points shy of being a MILF

OK.  Now that we've got that out of the way.  Let's talk about who wants to see Kate Gosselin's lady bits.  If I were a middle aged divorced guy at a bar in Fresno and had a chance for some sexy times with Kate Gosselin?  Wouldn't think twice.  This would be, of course, predicated on the fact that I didn't know it was the Kate Gosselin: Ball Busting Harpy.   


But this is for Playboy.  Once upon a time a high class stroke book.  I'm sorry, Hef.  Younger and hotter please.  

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