Now this would be an interesting headline all on it's own. But hey, kiddies, there's more. What these two 44 year olds (that's middle aged to you and me) were doing in the dumpster is the best part. Were they victims of this cruel economy and looking for some chow? No. Hoping to maybe find a birthday gift for their own woeful Tiny Tim? No. These low rent lovers were fucking. IN A DUMPSTER.
Get those pants off, Baby.
I need something to overcome the smell in here.
I just checked the temperature for Wichita, KS for the date in question. The high temp was 79 degrees. Insuring a nice ripe smell to the proceedings, I can only imagine.