A clash of civilizations. Islam loves camels. The west loves cameltoe.

Another story to illustrate how hard it is to drag the Muslim faith into the 14th century, much less the 21st.

Those crazy purveyors of Sharia Law in Pasi Jambu, West Aceh, Indonesia are forcing women caught wearing pants into those stupid non-sexy skirts.  Muslim men being so out of control that if they even get a glance of V at the bottom of a women's zipper they'll have thoughts that will send them to hell.  If I was king of Indonesia all skirts would be short, tight and only worn with high heels.  Anyway, back in reality, 20,000 of the skirts are being distributed to women breaking the law against indecent clothing.  I guess those shit nuts mullahs are afraid of starting up the earthquakes again.

I'm sorry, but even if you put Megan Fox 

in this she'd look like a frump.

The women are rightly bitching not because they desire to be Indonesian Paris Hiltons, but just for the utility of pants versus skirts when it comes to riding bicycles and motorbikes which is the main mode of transportation in this particular third world dirt puddle.
 

Aceeptable Muslim Cameltoe.

This is how we do Cameltoe

in the good ol' US of A.  

In further decrees by the insane Indonesian Islamists, adulterers will be stoned to death and homosexuals and pedophiles will be publicly lashed and imprisoned.

OK.  I'm with you when it comes to the kid touchers.