The mad-as-a-March-hare mullah, Ayotollah Kazem Sedighi, manages to find a nugget of truth like the blind squirrel snagging that occasional acorn.
Iranian born Samantha Tajik, Miss Universe 2008,
had to take her hotness to Canada
just to cool down the possibility that her
lusty beauty would destroy the country.
Forget the nukes, Ahmandinejad.
Just bring Samantha home and
point her breasts at Israel!
And for further proof. Look at what started the volcano in Iceland.
Would you believe that this beauty causes an eruption
every time she puts on that bikini?
Compared to that Eyajfallajokull was child's play.