Claire Smedley, 27,who holds the proud tittle (typo-but it stays) of being the second largest breasted woman in Britain, almost suffocated her hapless lover, Steven (no last name), during a vigorous bout of top heavy sex. (Now we know what the woman that was killed by the whale at Sea World went through.)
Claire Smedley and her 40LL bazoos.
I have a co-worker that would trade places
with Steven in a heartbeat.
On this particular occasion, knowing that Steven enjoyed being encased in a banquet of blubbery boob flesh, Claire mistook his fighting for air as a passionate response and re-doubled her efforts to give him mo'-mo'-mo' mammary. By the time Claire realized her horny hump mate wasn't moving she finally lifted her hefty hooters and found poor Steven heading into the big, white light. (Huge smile on his face, I'm sure.)
God, however, had His own plan and kicked Steven and his boner down the chute and back to Earth. Claire was greatly relieved when Steven finally came to coughing and sputtering. Steven, for his part, describes his near death experience as "pretty hair raising." Amen to that, Brother. Although Steven survived the nearly fatal fuck session, alas, his relationship with Claire did not because according to her, "after that he went off sex." Claire's sex drive is apparently as large as her bazongas, so I guess the search is on for a boob man with better survival skills.
According to the article, Claire will be putting her whimwhams in a wheelbarrow and peddling herself and her story for a bit of cheap fame. Much to the chagrin of her proud parentals and her three soon headed to rehab children.
This is the Champ, Donna Jones, at 40M.
Even though she's bigger than Claire,
her tits haven't assaulted anyone yet.
Yummy. Wish my wife was as big as that. She is big, but not that big.
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