Julia Manihauri, 29, of Peru had a big problem. Well, two of them actually. After the birth of her third son Julia's breasts kept growing and growing and growing until her chichis became gigundous bazongas. How enormous? You remember the Hindenberg? That dirigible that crashed in New Jersey all those years back? About like that. Seriously, though, her bra is a N cup. Who even knew there was such a thing? Julia's boobage reached the point where she was bedridden. And not just because her husband loved them so much that he was on top of her all the time having a ride. They were so big that when she would try to stand up she would feel faint. Sort of like your humble narrator. When I get fully aroused so much blood goes to my giggle stick I get a little woozy. (Mrs. Funeral Guy: I wish!)
Giving Heidi Montag big ideas.
The breasts became like that old horror movie The Blob, getting to the point where Julia's life was in danger. Doctors diagnosed Julia with Bilateral Gynecomastia, a condition where the mammary glands just go shit nuts. There were only two options for Julia. Centerfold of the Year in Juggs magazine or reduction surgery.
Julia chose life and the docs (damn 'em) cut off 35 pounds of lady flesh until our dear little 5 foot tall gal was a more manageable 34B. The sound of her sobbing husband could be heard in the next town.
Wouldn't bother me none. I'm an ass and leg man.
Update: The race is on. Heidi Montag must have already seen the picture of Julia. Life and Style is reporting that Heidi is scheduling surgery for bigger boom booms.