Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Hey, all I was looking for was a roll in the hay.

When our grandparents picked up the morning paper did they see headlines like this, or have times really changed?

Police: SC man charged with having sex with horse

I'm pretty libertarian when it comes to consensual sex but maybe Rodell skimped on the foreplay, or perhaps ol' Seabiscuit felt pressured into sex. (I'm making up a moniker here as newspapers don't print the names of rape victims.) Also, this isn't the first time he's violated the same horse so stalking may also be involved. I'm going to assume Rodell was the pitcher and not the catcher for two reasons. First, he was charged with buggery. Second, he is still alive. I'm linking to the story of Mr. Hands, a horse lover who liked being on the receiving end of an aroused stallion. Notice I'm using the past tense as Mr. Hands final encounter of equine amour ended with a perforated colon and death.

Come on, you horse diddlers. Find someone of your own species. Some things are just wrong.

P.S. Is Rodell Vereen a horse fucker name or what?

2 comments:

  1. For the morbidly curious, here is a video link: http://video.ap.org/?f=58118&PID=eBU93hd7TPDQ7oZdWkpnCzXGMf3LrHaw

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  2. The link took me to an AP story on lousy bridges. I can find you the link for Mr. Hands if you have the stomach for it.

    http://www.2guys1horse.com/history.php

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