Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Well, that's one way to get the Jews to move.

Coming to the City by the Bay in November?  A measure on the ballot to ban male circumcision in the city of San Francisco.  The new law, if enacted, will be punishable by fines and/or jail time.  It would apply to all males under 18 with no exceptions for religious practices.

Supporters of the law call circumcision genital mutilation, which, strictly defined, it probably is.  But it ain't akin to clitoridectomy.  Circumcision removes excess skin and clitoridectomy removes the source of pleasure in a woman.  If they pass a law that says some doctor is gonna cut off my glans penis...well, let's just say someone is going to meet my 12 gauge.

This is a topic that could be debated ad infinitum, but only in a Nanny Lib city like San Francisco would they vote to take the choice away from parents.  (And Jewish tradition.)  If this passes expect decades of litigation.

Ban the bris? 
I'll give your pestelah a bris, ya' goyim bastards. 

As you know, The Funeral Guy is not gay (putting aside some non-committal and completely academic curiosity about Thai Lady Boys).  I myself am a "helmet" (like 80% of American males) and not an "anteater".  (Ladies, figure it out.)  The only dog I have in this fight is that I hate the fact that government (city, state or federal) would get involved in this.  This is a cultural and personal issue.  Sure, most males don't have a choice in the matter.  But you know what?  When you're a baby there's a whole slew of shit you don't have a choice in.  That's just life.  I had a friend that was circumcised at the age of 18 and he said it hurt like a sonofabitch.  I read in Elvis's biography that he was embarrassed about his "hillbilly dick".  To which the only answer could be, "Dude, you're Elvis and you have a dick.  The world of pussy is pretty much your oyster" (So to speak).   As for me the deal is done and that's that.  No going back.  Some argue that the uncut penis is more sensitive than the cut one.  I wouldn't know about that, but if the giggle in my giggle stick was even more rapturous than it is now, I would probably just spend my days sitting around compulsively masturbating like a monkey in a zoo.  When it comes to the ladies?  Mrs. Funeral Guy says she finds the extra skin of an anteater cock off-putting.  I think her exact words were, "Eeeuuuww, gross."  On the other hand (tee hee), some of the gals on Yahoo! Answers were quite enthusiastic about uncut weenies.  "More fun to play with" seemed to be the consensus   Yahoo!!!!, indeed.   (As the population of uncircumcised males goes up, it stands to reason that women will become more used to them.)

I can't help but think the huge gay community of SF might be the impetus for this.  A quick Google search for Uncut Gay Porn only brought up 5,590,000 hits.  Could it be that certain people are just looking for more docking partners?  Docking.  Yes, it requires two uncut men and involves pretty much what you would imagine.  You can do your own search if you want to, there are some things even I don't want to see.  Much less touch with a ten foot pole.

1 comment:

  1. I love your take on this left-wing foolishness. It is simply a new and subtle way for the lefties to express their anti-semitism.