The French invented blow jobs so I guess they can get them on demand.

 Muckety-muck French pol and presidential wannabe Dominique Strauss-Kahn, 62, had his sad Gallic ass dragged off a plane today after being accused of forcing a maid to polish his knob in a Manhattan hotel room.

According to Port Authority coppers the randy head (tee hee) of the IMF snuck up behind the maid and then forced her to perform oral copulation.  He probably saw her bending over to make the bed and...Sproing!!!  The maid broke free and Dominique (isn't that a chick name?) vamoosed it to the airport.

Apparently Dominique is no stranger to sex scandals since he was accused of putting his pecker on the payroll three years ago.  (The story says "fling with an underling" which make me wonder.  If your secretary rides you reverse cowgirl can you honestly refer to her as an "underling"?)

 You'd think that a dashing French stud such as 

Dominique Strauss-Kahn would have broads 

lining up in droves to service his member.  

Dominique is a member of the French Socialist Party which pretty much tells you all you need to know about feeling entitled to free pussy and everything else.  He saw the maid's saucy buttocks and just did what comes naturally to a powerful, French asshole.  (Just as a side note.  The Funeral Guy has encountered many hotel maids in his rambling rock and roll days.  Contrary to numerous porn flicks and late night fantasies, there are no supermodels working as hotel maids.)  Plus, talk about risky behavior.  Forcing someone to blow you?  Am I alone in seeing the possible negative ramifications to the receiver of this sexual act?  Shit, I've gotten too much teeth from a willing giver.  Do you want to stick your wingwang in the mouth of a woman that is not only scared but possibly really, really angry?  Hasn't this schmuck heard of whores?  For chrissakes, Froggy, New York City is thick with them.  Some of them high class and shit hot.  Open your wallet, dipshit.  Oh, I forgot, you're a socialist.  Everything's free.

Charges are pending.  Which basically means that nothing will happen to this douchebag except for a standing ovation from his horny commie buddies when he gets back to Frogland.

Something tells me there is a Manhattan hotel chambermaid that's about to get a realllllllllly biiiiiiiiiiiig gratuity left on the dresser.