From tbird (of course) Not a parody. Link here.
Would you like a little AIDS with that dildo?
I think some things are better purchased than rented.
In their FAQ this is naturally the first question:
How do you keep the toys clean and safe?
We've developed a patent-pending process for thoroughly cleaning each toy before it is sent out to a customer. Our extensive research and testing indicate that this will allow us to provide safe, hygienic sex toys without the fear of transmission of disease. Customers who are still concerned about safety can simply use a condom or other latex barrier with each toy.
How much are you going to trust an online (as the quaint term used to be) marital aid rental outfit?
Yeah, me neither.