Hey, you two. Get the fuck out of the way.
You're spoiling the goddam sunset.
Why am I telling you this other than to make you uncontrollably jealous? I just wanted to warn my readers (both of you) that posting will be sporadic to non-existent depending on my mood and a wi-fi connection.
So, Aloha. Which I understand means both "hello" and "goodbye" from a people that are so tropical and laid back that they couldn't be bothered to come up with two separate words for such everyday human interactions.