Friday, November 20, 2009

Aloha oe!

Mrs. Funeral Guy is taking yours truly on a Hawaiian cruise to celebrate my big 60th birthday.  We will be gone through Thanksgiving week.  While you're slaving over a hot turkey for relatives you can't stand we'll be having a week of sun, sand, sea and hopefully that other "s" word that ends with "ex".  (Which reminds me.  I've got to call the pharmacy and get my Cialis prescription refilled.)

Hey, you two.  Get the fuck out of the way.  
You're spoiling the goddam sunset.

Why am I telling you this other than to make you uncontrollably jealous?  I just wanted to warn my readers (both of you) that posting will be sporadic to non-existent depending on my mood and a wi-fi connection.

So, Aloha.  Which I understand means both "hello" and "goodbye" from a people that are so tropical and laid back that they couldn't be bothered to come up with two separate words for such everyday human interactions.


  1. have a wonderful trip. We will miss your rantings.

  2. Don't get too tan: