Musings on all sorts of things. Politics, current events, music, movies, celebrity culture and, of course, death related issues. My sense of humor can be raunchy, risque and ribald so be warned that you may find some salaciousness here.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Not a case where you can just yell..."Hey you two, get a room!"
The Downfall of Western Civilization - Exhibit #987
This is from the World Weekly News which regularly features pictures of world leaders meeting with aliens, so take it for what it's worth.
"Sometimes I am walking with my daughter, I'm talking to my daughter, I'm looking at her, I'm pushing her in the stroller. And sometimes I pick her up and I just stare at her and I realize my only job in life is to keep her off the pole.
"Keep my baby off the pole!
"I mean they don't grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper you fucked up."
While searching around I also found this.
It plugs into the USB port on your computer and dances around. Sweet. Just the thing to make you look like a complete and total wanker at your computer station.
Died on this date:
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Maybe it's the reputation for swindling and thievery that gets people pissed off.
Nickelodeon preempts programming for endless Kennedy coverage.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Some like it hot...but how much are you willing to pay?
I know a lot of guys would have paid good money to be on top of Marilyn Monroe, but the tariff on this spot might be a bit steep. Then again, it would be for all eternity. Story here.
Maybe Ted should have tried this out during open mic night at The Comedy Store.
Speaking on the audio is Ed Klein, former foreign editor of Newsweek and editor-in-chief of The New York Times Magazine. The venue is the Diane Rehm Show, with guest host Katy Kay.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
I gotta hunka hunka burnin' love...
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
OK...I have a question on this.
Just looking at this broad makes my penis shrivel.
Kennedy Dead at 77.
It’s been less than a day since Ted Kennedy passed away and I’m already at the point where the only time I want to hear the word “lion” is if someone is describing a large feline mammal that runs through the Serengeti, wrestles gazelles to the ground and eats them.
I’m not a fan of Kennedy, to say the least. Go to my post here and scroll down where I note the anniversary of the death of Mary Jo Kopechne. Beyond the fact that he skated on an crime that would have netted you, me or anyone else a few years in the state slammer for Manslaughter or Vehicular Homicide, Ted Kennedy was simply not a very good person, in my opinion. Oh, I suppose he was very hale-fellow-well-met if you agreed with his policies, but like most modern liberals he was genetically unable to look at policy disagreements as just that. If you didn’t believe in the progressive way as he saw it you were evil ipso facto. Tip O’Neill he was not. The mean spirited way he personally attacked the character of Judge Robert Bork was uniquely despicable and poisoned the atmosphere of judicial appointments forever. When George W. Bush treated him with respect and decency Kennedy crapped all over him. Nice legacy, Ted.
Kennedy was admired by feminists even though he killed one woman and demeaned others. Anybody remember the Kennedy/Dodd waitress “sandwich”? And how about pantsless Uncle Teddy during the William Smith Palm Beach rape fiasco. But gender feminists using their elastic ethical standards will put up with all manner of female degradation as long as the powerful man is a Democrat that will keep abortion a legal sacrament. (See: Clinton, Bill) Did I mention Senator Kennedy fashioned himself as a staunch Roman Catholic?
I’ve heard a lot of talk this morning about how there will be a push to pass Obamacare in memory of dear Senator Ted. Do it for his legacy and all that. Balderdash. A destructive idea is not going to get any better just because you name it after some dead guy who happened to be a colleague. What a horrible way to make policy. I’m guessing the Democrat party in its desperation will overreach once again like it did with Paul Wellstone and the American people repulsed by the manipulation will continue to oppose the takeover of their healthcare system by the government.
I consider myself a Christian and therefore don’t presume to know what’s in another person’s soul. You’re not supposed to speak ill of the dead but I guess I just did. My bad. All most of us can do is assess the public figure not the private man. I submit that Ted Kennedy and his decades in the Senate were bad for the country. I think he was a bad man for his craven inability to publically take responsibility for the death of an innocent woman and a small man for his self righteous politics of personal destruction. As a Christian I pray for his soul. As for his redemption, that’s up to God.
From complications of brain cancer.
Agghhhhh!
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Welcome.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Do you remember this? If you do you need to "Move On".
To Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea...this just in...
When good funerals go bad.
Too bad he killed himself before he could marry Kate Gosselin.
We have heinous wife murderer and mutilator, the late Ryan Jenkins, to thank for the cancellation of another VH-1 reality show. I Love Money 3, which was already in the can will not air. Ryan Jenkins was rumored to have won the show despite having a conviction in a 2007 domestic violence battery case. Nice background checking, VH-1. Were you using the Obama White House vetting team? If nothing else the douchey gel job on the hair should have been a clue the guy was trouble.