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My daughter has always been worried about her beloved father considering the nature of his work. I used to call her from the hearse when I was leaving a cemetery. She would always remind me that I was going to be one of the first victims of the Zombie Apocalypse. I'll sleep better tonight knowing that the Canadians, at least, are taking this issue seriously. Obama, what are you doing to keep Americans safe?