This is from the World Weekly News which regularly features pictures of world leaders meeting with aliens, so take it for what it's worth.
"Sometimes I am walking with my daughter, I'm talking to my daughter, I'm looking at her, I'm pushing her in the stroller. And sometimes I pick her up and I just stare at her and I realize my only job in life is to keep her off the pole.
"Keep my baby off the pole!
"I mean they don't grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper you fucked up."
While searching around I also found this.
It plugs into the USB port on your computer and dances around. Sweet. Just the thing to make you look like a complete and total wanker at your computer station.