Monday, August 31, 2009

The Downfall of Western Civilization - Exhibit #987

This is from the World Weekly News which regularly features pictures of world leaders meeting with aliens, so take it for what it's worth.

As if there aren't enough influences trying to convince your daughter to become not president but peddler of her own flesh, here is (just in time for Christmas!!!) her very own pole dancing doll. The modest dress is a nice demure touch though I assume that underneath must be a pair of tiny thong panties. (Or else where are you going to tuck your little, teeny, tiny dollar bills?)

As the father of daughter in college, I've never forgotten Chris Rock's dictum for responsible fatherhood.

"Sometimes I am walking with my daughter, I'm talking to my daughter, I'm looking at her, I'm pushing her in the stroller. And sometimes I pick her up and I just stare at her and I realize my only job in life is to keep her off the pole.

"Keep my baby off the pole!

"I mean they don't grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper you fucked up."

While searching around I also found this.

It plugs into the USB port on your computer and dances around. Sweet. Just the thing to make you look like a complete and total wanker at your computer station.


  1. Dude, I want one of those for my desk to get things started right in the morn....

  2. I've just installed iStripper, and now I can watch the sexiest virtual strippers on my desktop.