Somebody order up a piss test stat,
because that is a meth face if I ever saw one.
Also, she lives in Oregon. Case closed.
Pronoun-wise I'm going by what the story says. I guess these two have worked out the husband/wife thing. Is that determined by who wears the strap-on? I'm always a little confused about these roles when gay marriage is involved.
Anyhoohoo. Susan, like most members of the spouse-battering community is a boozer along with being a
I'd wager that nothing much more than a slap on the wrist will come of this. First of all, it sounds like Janice wants to kiss, make up and get back to scissoring.
And, in oh-so-politically-correct Oregon, Susan is a three-fer.
She's a woman. She's a lesbian. She's an alcoholic ("Hey, I gotta disease...boohoohooo!).
Oh yeah. She's also a card carrying member of the local legal/law enforcement system. That's a get out of jail free card right there.
I just took a poll of the guys in my office.
This is what proper drunken lesbians look like.