Monday, February 22, 2010

Crystal Gail Mangum...the patron saint of batshit crazy women.

Crystal Gail Mangum.  Hmmmmm.  That name sounds familiar.  Oh, yeah.  She was the lying, psychotic, slatternly stripper who ruined the reputations of three Duke lacrosse players and exposed Duke University, the city of Durham and it's local prosecutor, Mike Nifong, to be politically correct brainless morons who couldn't distinguish a shit fake rape story from the shinola of truth.  I highly recommend the definitive book on the case, Until Proven Innocent: Political Correctness and the Shameful Injustices of the Duke Lacrosse Case, by Stuart Taylor Jr. and K.C. Johnson.

Cell phone photo of Crystal in her 
cheesy stripper outfit and bad weave. 

Crystal's latest contribution to the police blotter is an arrest after she attempted to stab her live-in boyfriend and set his clothes on fire in the bathtub.  For this little episode she's been charged with attempted first degree murder, arson, assault, identity theft and various lesser charges including child endangerment since her three kids 10, 9 and 3 were there to witness all of mom's felonious fuckery.  Apparently Durham is unable to afford any child protective services since this certifiable nutbag managed to keep her kids even after the phony rape fiasco.  (They probably had to sell off half the town to defend themselves against the lawsuits brought about by the misbehavior of their mendacious prosecutor, Mike "Disbarred" Nifong.)

No word on whether the boyfriend is white or not.  If he is I'm sure the entire faculty of Duke University will be out banging the pots and talking about how she is once again the victim of a white oppressor.  If he's black?  Nobody will give a shit.

Crystal Gail Mangum in her latest court appearance. 
Her million dollar bail has been reduced to $250,000.
Watch out, men of America...She's got the crazy eyes.

This woman is seriously deranged and has been for most of her adult life.  Read this story from 2007 that recaps her "troubled" life.  Troubled?  I'll say.  She's a boatload of trouble for any man that's stupid enough to come within ten miles of her sorry ass.

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