Tuesday, February 16, 2010

First you get drilled, then you get billed...by the Doctor of Love.

"I'm sorry, my dear.  Would you repeat that?
I must have been distracted by your long, lovely legs."

Psychologists banging their patients might be a hot plot for a cheap porno but in real life it's considered really bad form (and in some states, a felony).  

But even this simple rule of professional standards was not enough to hold back the carnal desires of the libidinous Dr. Daniel Lerom who is now being sued by his former lover and patient.  And the best part?  The priapic practitioner of Marriage and Relationship Counseling would bill the patient's Blue Cross for each of the sexy sessions.  "Baby...you're getting laid and the Doc is gettin' paid."

This being the high-tech, let-it-all-hang-out 21st century we, of course, have text messages from the horny shrink.

"My body felt great all over after last night."

"I wish you were here in the shower with me to warm me up." 

"If I were there, I would kiss you and rub you all over."  

Not exactly a Shakespearean sonnet, but I'm sure the lady got the intent.

The Cock Doc would also refer to himself as her "Red Hot Lover" or RLH for short.  Hahahahaha!

Fun and games, fun and games and then (cue sinister music) Mrs. Lerom gets wind of the shenanigans.  The good doctor drops the patient like the proverbial hot potato after which she promptly has a nervous breakdown and has to be institutionalized.  That'll happen when you're being treated for anxiety, detachment disorder and feelings of hopelessness because you've been rejected by men.

Nice course of treatment, Doctor.  A hot fuck followed by a mind fuck.

I know this might be a shock but this all happened in Florida.

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