Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Newest headache for TSA? Exploding Tatas!!

The brave al-qaeda terrorist who is willing to pack a bomb up his ass for his suicide mission can now find the (hopefully virgin) girl of his dreams.

Reports are that MI5 (Britain's counterpart to our CIA) has picked up chatter that doctors from Yemen and Pakistan are devising liquid explosive implants for aspiring Jihad-ettes.  Like the underpant bomber only you get to ogle the goods before the big KA-BOOM!

What do you think of this juggy Ji-hottie?
If those bazoos ever get detonated an
 entire city will be just a hole in the ground. 

From what I hear about our Directress of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, she may be interested in supervising the up close and personal breast inspections herself.

h/t The Conservatarian

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