Friday, January 29, 2010

Will fuck for cigarettes. The Story of Jessica and Tammy.

Women never lie about rape.  Absolutely true, except when it's not.

Top: Jessica Alexander
Bottom: Tammy Ortega
When you look like this a pack of cigarettes
 is considered top dollar.

Jessica Kathleen Alexander, 20, and Tammy Nicole Ortega, 29, have been arrested for filing a false police report crying rape against two men who allegedly threw them to the ground in order to have their way with them.

After a crack investigation by the Telford, Tennessee police the women (and I use the term loosely) broke down and admitted that they made the accusation because they "didn't enjoy the sex" with the man who paid them the princely sum of a pack of cigarettes for his sexy time.  The gruesome twosome met the man on a telephone chat line.  (Whatever the hell that is.  Don't they get the internet in Tennessee?)

At this time there is no information how much the man "enjoyed the sex" with the two wildebeests or if his seeing eye dog was injured during the orgy.

This is Loredana Jolie, one of Tiger Woods whores.  
It is rumored that she was paid $15,000 
for a couple of nights with the Woodster.
Or in Telford, TN money...3500 packs of cigarettes.

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