Saturday, January 9, 2010

Harry Reid's approval ratings are in the 30's...and his racial attitudes are from the 1930's..

After weeks of porn, poon, peenies in pipes and putrescent pieces of people, at last we have some...politics.

Senate Majority Leader Harry "The Undertaker" Reid has found himself in a bit of a pickle after being quoted in a new book being, as it is so delicately put these days, "racially insensitive".   In "Game Change" which is about the 2008 presidential campaign, authors Mark Halperin and John Heilemann quote Senator Reid as calling then Senator Obama "light skinned" with "no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."  He then went on to add that Senator Obama "carried a knife and had a big dick" and "danced really good especially after a meal of fried chicken and watermelon washed down with grape soda and topped off with a menthol cigarette."  OK.  I admit my research assistant, Lexxie, is still trying to firm up that last quote.

Senator Reid:  "If we have to have a negro nominee 
I'm sure glad that at least he's light skinned."
Senator Biden:  "Clean and articulate, too!"

Senator White Sheet has already begun his obligatory apology tour and has been washed clean by President Messiah who granted him absolution by making him say 10 Our Martin Luther Kings and 5 Hail Rosa Parks as penance.  When awakened from his puddle of drool and asked for comment, former Klansman Senator Robert Byrd said that he didn't see what the fuss was all about and that his friend Harry obviously is not familiar with what the proper "N" word is to use in these situations.

All in all a possibly career ending disaster that will blow over by Monday since Senator Reid is a Democrat.

1 comment:

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