I'll never ask a woman to sit on my face again.

I would love to see the death certificate for Mikal Middleton-Bey who was killed when his girlfriend sat on him.  Homicide by
"ass"-phyxiation, would be my guess.  Mia Landingham, who tipped the scales at 300 big ones, was sentenced to 3 years probation and 100 hours of community service in the manslaughter death of her boyfriend, the aforementioned Mr. Middleton-Bey.

How would you like for this to be 
the last thing you see in this life?

Mikal, at 120 pounds never stood a chance.  Mr. Middleton-Bey's sister expressed her outrage for all of us.  "So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation?  I feel there wasn't no justice."  You said it, Sister.