Lusty Argentine MILF president promotes pork for sexier sex! She's got my vote!

Geography was my least favorite subject.  I used to snooze on the desk in high school when they started up with the..."the main export of (fill in the blank) is bauxite."  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.  (By the way, what the fuck is bauxite?)

Anyhoodle.  I just found out who the president of Argentina is and it's no longer Eva Peron or some boring spaniard guy.  The president of Argentina is a total MILF named Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner and during a speech in Buenas Aires she was extolling the virtues of pork as an aphrodisiac.  Better than Viagra even. Yowzah!  She even said that "it was all good" after she enjoyed some pork with her husband.  Double Yowzah and Aye Caramba!!

Check out the "Just Fucked Hair" 

on Mrs. "Mujer Caliente" Presidente. 

She obviously practices what she preaches. 

Even though Argentines eat more meat than anyone else on earth (insert your own joke here), Presidente Fernandez approved subsidies to help pump up the porking industry.  (Tee hee.)

Juan Luis Ucelli, the head of the association of pork producers seconds that emotion and states that the Danes and the Japanese have more awesome sex lives due to all the hot dogs and sausages they eat.  He might be biased but it sounds good to me.  

You take that salad right on out of here, Mrs. Funeral Guy, and bring your man some bacon.