"I swear officer, the last thing she said before she passed out was if anything ever happened to her she wanted us to use her credit card to partaaaaay!!!"

Two shitbags, Michael Wheaton, 25, and his girlfriend, Sabrina Tomcho, 20, rifled the wallet of their "friend" Kimberly Rose Lacey, 40, as she lay dead on the couch.  Added points for brazenness as they did this while the EMT's were trying to revive the poor woman.  Both are under arrest after charging about $1100 worth of shit at Best Buy and other stores.

This happened in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.  Anybody want to bet that there is meth somewhere involved is this scenario?