Do you have a "nose" for global warming advocacy?
If you needed any more evidence that the enviro-loons were paddling straight over the falls here's a story from from the UK (home of the highest crackpot to sane person ratio than anywhere else in the world). Take a guess as to what they're citing now as a contributor to global warming. Conservatives and their reproductive habits? No...Sarah Palin? No...It's cocaine snorting.
Oh, the humanity. Stop the madness.
Does this new revelation make Lindsay Lohan
Public Enemy #1?
Yep, do a line. A polar bears dies. Try to follow this logic. For every few lines that go up your nose four square meters of rain forest are sacrificed. I mean for fucksy's sake. Is this what they've sunk to now that the whole scam is falling apart? Oh well, it just gives us sane folks one more hypocrisy snowball to throw at the sanctimonious private jet flying, mansion owning, huge carbon footprint musician/actor/celebrity complex. Because after all, who goes through more blow than these assholes?
In more "everybody must get stoned" news.
Booze crazy ginger, Jason Botos,
can't stay away from the hard stuff.
Just say...No thank you.
Here is a guy that is so in love with the firewater that he can't even sober up for his DUI sentencing. Jason Botos, a 30 year old whiskey sponge was driven to his court date by his dad. When Jason proved to be too shitfaced to make into court, Pops Botos went to get some deputies to help him pour Jason out of the car. The gendarmes were not as amused by this as I would have been and arrested Jason on the spot for failure to appear. Once inside the courthouse the ginger-haired lush blew an astounding 0.43 BAC. (Otherwise known as near death if you're a college freshman instead of a professional souse like Jason.) So off to the hospital and then to the pokey for the degenerate dipsomaniac. His original DUI critically injured three people so I think it's safe to say that Jason has gone from being a funny drunk to problem drinker to total fucking menace.
Dude. Can we all agree you've hit your bottom? Get some help.
Meanwhile, the Saga of Tiger Woods never fails to entertain.
Radaronline is reporting that the hardest thing (tee hee) for Elin Nordegren to get over in the family reconciliation farce is the fact that The Woodster fucked himself a porn star. Actually, Elin, that was two porn stars, but who's counting. I'm sure the one she is referring to is none other than that shrinking violet Josyln James. Referring to the porn star one source said that Elin, "Couldn't understand why he would do it. She thinks it's sick." If Elin thinks it's sick that may be part of the problem. Perhaps Elin is a little unschooled about some of the little tricks that can keep a man's giggle stick around the home fire. Just sayin'.
I can say one thing with complete certainty. If Elin ever saw a compilation of some of Joslyn's work she would run screaming into the night, only to return after a full hazmat team spent a week cleaning the extreme biohazard that is Tiger Woods's cock and balls. In an industry that is run on one upping the sleaze and skankitude, I dare say that Joslyn James is consistently without peer in raising the bar. Hell, some of the stuff I've seen her do has made even me wince a little bit. And I've seen everything.
The undisputed skank queen
of double (sometimes triple) penetration porn.
Well, if Elin is grossed out now wait till she gets a load of hubby's sexting messages to JJ that the home wrecking whore has posted on her website. (Mega-NSFW) Here's a nice sample (Thanks Superficial):
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
If these text messages are for reals. Tiger Woods has no business being married. A guy that loves to get his freak on this much, is not a one woman man. Even if he wasn't a famous gazillionaire.
In case you didn't know, other guys are fucking around on their wives.
Jesse James and Sandra Bullock.
You'd think she'd be hot enough for any guy.
Plus she has a shitload of money.
I'm sure you've all heard by now that America's Sweetheart Sandra Bullock has cancelled her appearance at the British premiere of The Blind Side, for personal reasons. Well, the reasons aren't so personal because everybody now knows that Sandra has hightailed it out of hearth and home and left hubby, West Coast Chopper founder, Jesse James, to stew in his own juices (so to speak). Jesse's crime? Dipping his wick into the strange (and I do mean strange) punani of some heavily tatted freakshow by the name of Michelle Bombshell.
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.
A real crapshoot for AIDS and hepatitis with that many tats.
Hope you used a rubber, Jesse.
(Ooops, rumor has it he didn't.)
Can you imagine what she'll look like at 60?
Before marrying Sandra, Jessie had an affinity for porn stars, even marrying smut queen Janine Lindemulder and making her great with child. Trouble and custody disputes ensued. No surprise there.
So Sandra Bullock marries a biker guy who has a reputation for banging (and marrying!!) porn sluts. Hmmmm?? No red flags, eh Sandra? ("I know I can change him." Isn't that what they all say?)
Jesse has issued a public apology although it's a little murky as to what. (Details please!!) As I look into The Funeral Guy crystal ball I see....it's getting clearer....a swingin' bachelor pad with Jesse and Tiger. Yowzer, don't come a-knockin' if these walls be a-rockin'.
At least nobody can tell this whatever to go fuck itself.
This had to happen sooner or later, I suppose. Norrie May-Welby, 48, a severely confused Brit (and not from strong drink, surprisingly) has been designated officially as a "neuter". Not a dude, not a chick, just a weirdo.
Clearly an escapee from Area 51.
Norrie, (nice fucking name BTW) started male, then changed to female at 28. Norrie got bored with that (men are such shits, dearie) then, I'm guessing, sewed up the hole and called it a day.
If Norrie manages to find a couple of more like
And this being Britain, they'll get them.