Sunday, March 7, 2010

Never underestimate the ingenuity of a guy with a compulsive need to bust his nut.

Anthony Stanci, 19, who it seems has never heard that Craigslist is a good place for online gay sex cruising came up with a sure fire whiz bang idea to satisfy his dark desires.  He set up a Facebook account under the name and photo of a hot female called Kayla (sexy name, huh?) and requested racy (as in lewd and lascivious) photos and videos from his male classmates at New Berlin Eisenhower High School to be sent to the bogus account.  How many of these fellows do you think fell for this?  One?  Maybe two?  How about 30 of them.  He then used the photos to blackmail and coerce them into sex acts by threatening to post the photos on the internet.  A surprising number complied.  Now unless you were woefully under-endowed why wouldn't you tell him to just go ahead and post away while you punctuated your point by beating his head in with a table lamp?

Stanci has been sentenced to 15 years in the stoney lonesome which is longer than most murderers, but it seems that young Anthony is a psychopath who also calls in bomb threats, sexually assaults children and does lots of other bad shit so good riddance.  

Baby faced Anthony Stanci is off to the pokey. (Tee hee)
Something tells me his wish for unlimited 
gay sex is about to be realized.

Now.  Let me give you young, dumb and full of cum guys a tip from an older chap (me) that been around the block more times than he'd really like to count.  Here it is.

NO NORMAL GIRL THAT YOU MEET ON THE INTERNET WANTS TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOU NAKED OR THAT STUPID PENIS OF YOURS IN A STATE OF AROUSAL.  GOT IT?

Real girls do not have sexual brains like guys.  They don't get all damp at the sight of your johnson.  Truth be told, we guys are for the most part so inherently unattractive that it's a blessing and a miracle that women ever consent to have sex with us.

When you send a picture of your genitals out to some "girl" on the internet one of three things will happen and all of them are bad.

1)  Your email address will go to every professional web whore and skank entrepreneur and you will get offers to buy everything from Viagra and fake dick lengtheners to $100 pairs of dirty stained panties.

2)  You will get yourself into a situation where the only person you will meet is that dickhead Chris Hansen and you will end up in handcuffs with your teary mug on To Catch a Predator.

3)  You will end up being reeled into something totally gay by some fucking homo like this shitbag in the story above.

There.  You've been warned.   Now go have fun and don't do anything stupid.

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