Is Washington trying to become the next Florida?

Crazy shit in the State of Washington.

Can anyone please explain to me the appeal that guys in prison have for some women.  Some woman married the fucking Night Stalker Richard Ramirez for chrissakes.  The Menendez brothers even managed to score a couple of wives.

Six and a half years ago a shitbird named Dominick Maldonado shot up the Tacoma Mall and wounded seven people including one victim who is now confined to a wheelchair.  A real sweetheart this guy.  Well, one woman thinks he is.  Quynh Maldonado is the blushing bride of Dominick after marrying him in a ceremony at Clallam Bay Prison where he is serving 163 years.  Talk about a deferred honeymoon.  While most of us would look at Dominick Maldonado and see a scum sucking criminal, Quynh sees the love of her life.  The thing that gives this story it's hook is the fact that...and there is no other way to put it...Quynh is shit hot prime trim.  Young and sexy.  If you watch the video the producers shoot Quynh like the beginning of a soft porn vid on Skinemax.  Fuck me heels and a short tight skirt with the accent on her full mouth and the glossy lips. Usually most of the broads in these prison relationships are fat, old spinsters with severe issues.  Not that Quynh is devoid of problems such as the fact that she is dumb as the proverbial bag o' hammers.

The lovely Quyhn and her prison paramour. 

She fell instantly in love with Dominick when she saw him on TV and started writing to him when she was 17.  She had plenty of time on her hands since she "quit school in ninth grade 'cause I couldn't stand the whole bullying thingy."  She's currently a little mifffed at her hubby because he tried to break out of prison (with another inmate who was killed in the attempt) and now they can't see each other for another year.  (And conjugal visits were just around the corner.  Hubba hubba.)  He's now been transferred to another prison and being held in maximum security.  So the only sex Dominick will be having will be with himself.

But Quyhn can't stay mad at her hoodlum heartthrob because he did it to be with her, you see.  Now I happen to think this little sex kitten is an attention whore who is not going to forgo male attention (i.e. fucking) until Dominick is up for parole when he's 96.  So is Quyhn crazy?  "No, but I'm just like crazy in love with him."  Aaaaawwwwwwww.....

For some reason the video wouldn't embed but here is a link without the commercial.  Guys, you can start rubbing yourself at around the 1:15 mark.  The hot legs shot is about 1:45.

More Washington State jail Fuckery.

Mark Gilbert is the kind of guy that really doesn't want to end up in prison.  Beyond the normal reasons even.  You see Mark has been charged with sexing up the young boys and videoing the action.  Uh oh, real nasty criminals frown on this kind of stuff.

What makes this interesting is Gilbert is acting as his own attorney.  And you know what attorneys are allowed to do don't you?  They get to review the evidence against their clients.  Mr. Gilbert is a lawyer with Mark as a client.  Which means Mark the Molester (alleged, of course) gets to sit around all day and watch his kiddie porn under the auspices of his jailers.  Hahahahaha!  Isn't the majesty of the law grand?

"Make no mistake -- I don't like it," said Pierce County Sheriff Paul Pastor. "But it is not my choice whether to do it or not to do it. There's no question that I don't like it. There's no question that this makes me grind my teeth. 

"We don't like it. We don't want to do it, but we have to follow the law. The fix here is to change the law," said Pierce County Prosecutor Mark Lindquist.

Mark Gilbert watching his favorite videos. 

You don't want to see what his hands are up to.  

Just to make sure the other prisoners don't get their popcorn and sit down to enjoy the show, Gilbert has to do his viewing in a separate room.   Which I'm sure suits him just fine.    

The search for WMD is over. It's in this guy's pants.

Nushawn Williams, 33, is a bad, bad guy.  A bad, bad guy who will be prowling the streets very soon unless the State of New York can get him civilly committed to a mental hospital after his prison sentence is up on Tuesday the 20th.

Nushawn Williams aka Shyteek Johnson.

A real charmer.

Nushawn, aka Shyteek Johnson, was sentenced in 1998 to 4 to 12 years in the Greybar Hotel for shoving his toxic waste dump of a dick into dozens of unsuspecting women and knowingly infecting at least thirteen with HIV.  (One of them a minor.)  The number of infected is most likely much more.  Read this story from when he was arrested in 1997 to get a picture of what a crack-head shitbag this dude really is.

Prison hasn't slowed Nushawn/Shyteek down much.  Most of the time he's been in the cooler for fighting, drug and weapon possession, threats and throwing his piss around on everybody.  He never made parole so his entire sentence is up which is why they have to figure out a way to keep this psycho thug on a leash in the booby hatch.

Which brings me to the question.  Why is this asswipe still alive?  And I don't mean how come he didn't get the death penalty or anything.  (Not that that would bring any tears.)  But he's got AIDS for chrissakes.  Don't people die from that shit anymore?  I haven't had an AIDS death at the funeral home for a couple of years.  I know about the "cocktail" so I guess it really works.  That's a good thing.  AIDS is a horrible death.

That being said let's get back to Shyteek.  (I like the way half of his aka is "Johnson".  How Freudian is that?)  I had my researcher Lexxie Google up the cost of a AIDS "cocktail".  The treatment averages $20,000 a year.  Nushawn has been in the joint for 12 years.  That's $240,000 in AIDS drugs.  And unlike Magic Johnson I don't think Shyteek/Nushawn is picking up his own tab from the money he wisely invested while dealing crack.  Add to that the average cost of incarceration at $30,000 per year and we can see that Mr. Johnson and his infected johnson is quite a drain to the taxpayers of New York.  Not to mention a living nightmare to the poor women (stupid as they were to spread their legs for this piece of dreck) that now have to live with the HIV virus or the horror of AIDS.  (And however many kids and other men they passed it to.  The mind boggles.)

So let's hope that the State of New York is successful in their effort to keep this bug infested monster incarcerated.  Here is the description of Nushawn from the Attorney General of New York's report.

"He is sexually pre-occupied with having sex multiple times per day in the community with multiple partners and has deficits in self-regulation."

Or in plain English.  "Nushwan Williams is a psychopathic sex-fiend who will continue to compulsively re-offend because he doesn't give a shit about anybody or anything but his own gratification."

Lock him up.  Take away his meds.  And let nature take its course.

Never underestimate the ingenuity of a guy with a compulsive need to bust his nut.

Anthony Stanci, 19, who it seems has never heard that Craigslist is a good place for online gay sex cruising came up with a sure fire whiz bang idea to satisfy his dark desires.  He set up a Facebook account under the name and photo of a hot female called Kayla (sexy name, huh?) and requested racy (as in lewd and lascivious) photos and videos from his male classmates at New Berlin Eisenhower High School to be sent to the bogus account.  How many of these fellows do you think fell for this?  One?  Maybe two?  How about 30 of them.  He then used the photos to blackmail and coerce them into sex acts by threatening to post the photos on the internet.  A surprising number complied.  Now unless you were woefully under-endowed why wouldn't you tell him to just go ahead and post away while you punctuated your point by beating his head in with a table lamp?

Stanci has been sentenced to 15 years in the stoney lonesome which is longer than most murderers, but it seems that young Anthony is a psychopath who also calls in bomb threats, sexually assaults children and does lots of other bad shit so good riddance.  

Baby faced Anthony Stanci is off to the pokey. (Tee hee)

Something tells me his wish for unlimited 

gay sex is about to be realized.

Now.  Let me give you young, dumb and full of cum guys a tip from an older chap (me) that been around the block more times than he'd really like to count.  Here it is.

NO NORMAL GIRL THAT YOU MEET ON THE INTERNET WANTS TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOU NAKED OR THAT STUPID PENIS OF YOURS IN A STATE OF AROUSAL.  GOT IT?

Real girls do not have sexual brains like guys.  They don't get all damp at the sight of your johnson.  Truth be told, we guys are for the most part so inherently unattractive that it's a blessing and a miracle that women ever consent to have sex with us.

When you send a picture of your genitals out to some "girl" on the internet one of three things will happen and all of them are bad.

1)  Your email address will go to every professional web whore and skank entrepreneur and you will get offers to buy everything from Viagra and fake dick lengtheners to $100 pairs of dirty stained panties.

2)  You will get yourself into a situation where the only person you will meet is that dickhead Chris Hansen and you will end up in handcuffs with your teary mug on To Catch a Predator.

3)  You will end up being reeled into something totally gay by some fucking homo like this shitbag in the story above.

There.  You've been warned.   Now go have fun and don't do anything stupid.