Thursday, July 21, 2011

Pool sex. It's not just for hormonally challenged teen sluts.

It's been really hot out.  No, no, no I mean really hot.  Not that kind of hot, but heat hot, as in temperature.  Oh, fuck it, let's just combine the two and have some fun with this story of slatternly fuckery.

There must have been a great deal of churning water around Myron Helms, 33, and Victoria Cross, 40 as they made a standing (one assumes) beast with two backs in the pubic (typo, but I'll keep it) pool in Connersville, IN.  Are you thinking what I'm thinking?  That these two are a little old for these kinds of shenanigans.

 No mug shot of the pool porkers yet.
I'm guessing they don't look this good. 

The other folks in the vicinity of the coupling couple were not amused and raised an outcry after it had been going on for half an hour.  I mean really, enough is enough.  Did it take thirty minutes to catch on that the swim buddies were gettin' busy?  Or were they just enjoying the show?  One shocked bystander stood in front of the fornicating duo in an attempt to shield them from the view of the chilluns.   THEY DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE CHILLUNS!!!  When the pool manager approached the couple they separated and out popped the peenie.  Busted!

Speaking of busted.  Mr. Helms is a reserve police officer with the local constabulary.  Fine example there officer.

Yes, I have had sex in a pool.  (And so have you, admit it.)  It was my own pool and it was at night and we were alone.  You know, the way you're supposed to do it.

The couple has been charged with misdemeanor public indecency and, in case you were wondering, the city recycled the pool water and added extra chemicals to get rid of any lingering spoo.

Go here for a Funeral Guy previous look at crazy public sex.


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