Shot to death or burned up by the sun.
A caring father makes his choice.
Francisco Lotero, 56, and Miriam Coletti, 23, of Goya, Argentina, left a suicide note that expressed their fear of global warming. Shit. This 56 year old dude had a 23 year old girlfriend. Couldn't he think of better ways to spend his time than worrying about a bunch of global warming hooey?
Miraculously, their 7 month old baby girl survived the gunshot wound and was found alive three days after the murder/suicide.
Nice going, Al Gore.