Update: A Christmas Story with the Sheen Family.

Charlie Sheen who apparently likes his brides a little on the crazy side, may actually be the saner party in the Sheen Christmas Family Fracas.  It turns out that Mrs. Sheen blew a .13 on the Booze-O-Meter while hubby Charlie came in at a respectable .04.  Let's remember that these alcohol readings were at 8:00 AM Christmas morning and that the Sheens have a couple of twin tots.  Nice.

Brooke Mueller Sheen.

Yep.  This is the kind of mistake 

drunk moms make all the time.

Brooke reportedly tried to recant her story of woe and drunken cruelty by her husband, but once the cops are involved all bets are off.  The next court appearance of the hapless Mr. Sheen will be February 8.

Maybe next year the Sheens should celebrate Festivus instead where the airing of grievances are part of the tradition.

Update:  My bro' The Conservatarian pointed out my error in Charlie's BAC.  It's .04 not .4 (since corrected).   I plead tiredness and also that Brandy, my fact checker, was working her Saturday night shift on the pole at Snookie's Gentlemen Club.  A .4 reading would have been in The Funeral Guy range after a show in the 70's.