President Obama supposedly took an elbow to the face in a White House game of hoops on Friday and had to have twelve stitches to close up his lip.
I say supposedly because I'm calling bullshit on this story. I mean, come on. You're telling me, that Barack Obama, the hardest working, most dedicated to his country president that this nation has ever been blessed with, spent the day after Thanksgiving fucking around with his buddies? When myopic midget North Korean dictators are lobbing missiles at our staunch ally? When America is hopelessly stuck on near double digit unemployment? I don't think so.
Hahahahahaha!! Just kidding. Of course, Old Jug Ears was goofing off. And the country is the better for it, let me tell you. I'm also thinking that if any elbow got anywhere close to the constantly moving presidential mouth, a Secret Service guy would have double-tapped the offender pronto and with extreme prejudice.
Nope. I'm thinking cover up and it all goes back to (Dum da dum dum) Michelle Obama. Yep. I think the First Battleaxe finally realized that with her feckless hubby's procrastination and lack of leadership the Obama family taxes were going to go up. 'Cause dey rich yo'. Michelle keep the mind on the money and the money on the mind, so she wapped his mug with a fryin' pan.
My other theory is that he had a buddy land a shot to his chops to hide something else from the ever angry Michelle.
A split lip from the basketball court is a lot easier to explain than this.